can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you
texting all day is not natural
force communication all hours of the day is not natural
Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason
My boyfriend (who I don’t see often because distance bleh) decided to leave me a bunch of post-it notes hidden around my room and I thought it was super sweet
i did a thing. :)
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
it’s in words
there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
I love this comics
I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.